Howdy all! Welcome to a fun little list entitled "You Know You Like Sailor Jupiter Too Much When..." This is the original YKYLSJTMW list, which I started several years ago, and it was (for a while anyway) the only one on the Web! I get pretty nuts here sometimes, so hopefully you'll get a few laughs! Have fun! (Psst! I also put (NA) after the few lingering NA references just for posterity)

1. You find yourself shouting "Jupiter POWER!" with Mako-chan every time she transforms.
2. You have a sudden obsession with the color green that you never seemed to have before.
3. (If you're a girl...)You find yourself wishing that Motoki was in the same room with you so you could strangle him for dating "that trampy girlfriend of his" instead of Mako-chan.
4. (If you're a guy...)You find yourself wishing that Motoki was in the same room with you so you could thank him for dating "that wonderful girlfriend of his" instead of Mako-chan, because that means you still have a chance with her.
5. Every episode you get mad, curse the tv, and shout "Why doesn't Mako show up more?!?!" while in the process alienating other family members, friends, small animals, and even your mother's potted plants.
6. You consider buying those really neat green ankle booties with heels that you saw at the mall the other day...despite the fact that you saw them in the women's shoe department and you just happen to be a guy.
7. You find yourself seriously thinking about dyeing your hair brown and wearing it in a high ponytail perpetually because Mako-chan just has the best taste when it comes to hair!
8. You save up every cent you have so you can mail-order videos, in raw Japanese, of every single episode of SM where Mako-chan appears, even though you don't know a single word of Japanese beyond "konnichiwa." (NA)
9. The neighbors are scared of you since they've been seeing you on the roof every time it rains, with a radio antenna strapped to your forehead, yelling "Supreme Thunder!"
10. Your friends have looked at you strangely ever since you said that the cute guy you saw at the mall looked "just like your old boyfriend Freddy," especially after they remember that you've never HAD a boyfriend. (NA)
11. You're failing math because every time you see a 4 you think of Sailor Jupiter. (The symbol of Jupiter looks so much like it!)
12. You've had to hide from mall security guards ever since you creeped out all those girls by following them and asking them what it's like on Jupiter. It's not your fault that the brown ponytail and short green skirt fooled you!
13. Everyone asks why you're making sign language at them, until you yell at them that it's how you're supposed to do Sailor Jupiter's attacks!
14. You go into interior decorating stores, and when you can't find any Sailor Jupiter wallpaper, you yell at the managers incessantly until they agree to special order it for you.
15. After watching the "Ice Princess" ep, you vow to learn to figure skate, no matter how many times you fell on your butt from the icy driveway last winter.
16. You will only date girls over 5'6" so you can pretend you're with Mako-chan. (Stats show that Mako-chan's official height is 5'6")
17. You watch the Frugal Gourmet and think that Mako-chan would be way more interesting than the old dude hosting the show.
18. You go to the store and buy all the ponytail holders you can find with two green balls on the ends.
19. While trying to bake a cake in the shape of Mako's face so you can impress her if she ever comes to your house, you set the kitchen on fire!
20. You start to hate this Freddy person intensely for being dumb enough to dump Lita, and this dislike makes you instantly hate every guy you meet whose name is Freddy. (NA)
21. You are severely injured after trying to karate chop the school bully, because you were hoping to gain Mako-chan's athletic prowess one day.
22. You start begging your parents to send you to India for the monsoons, because all the rain and thunder makes you think of...Sailorjupiter! (Who'da thunk? ^_-)
23. You like to buy Cool Whip "Lite" because you can change the "e" to an "a", and that just makes it taste SO much better than the regular stuff! (NA)
24. You considered committing arson and burning down the USA Network after they cancelled Sailor Moon, because that was the only way you could see Jupiter in action, and you didn't want to pay tons of money for fansubs! (NA)
25. You ended up paying tons of money for Sailor Moon fansubs anyway, 'cuz after a week you started experiencing "Lita Withdrawal Syndrome." (NA)
26. Your favorite M&Ms are the green ones, and not because they make people "horny."
27. You watch all the cooking shows on PBS, because Makoto likes cooking so much! You never know, she might be on one someday!
28. You are still mad at all your brunette friends, because they refuse to wear the Sailorjupiter fukus that you spent 6 months making for them, especially since you started out with no talent for sewing whatsoever.
29. You memorize all of Sailorjupiter's lines from every single episode, and in several languages, so you can quote Jovian wisdom wherever you go.
30. You get rip-roaring pissed, 'cuz while you're trying to do #29, you realize you can't find any dubbed Sailormoon episodes in Swahili!
31. When anyone tries to tell you that Jupiter isn't a real person, you grab them by the hair and yell "I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT, THANK YOU!"
32. You try to convince everyone around you that you could be Sailorjupiter, even though your hair is naturally blond and you're only 5 feet tall.
33. You use the YKYLSJTMW as a checklist of things that you just HAVE to do in order to show your devotion to Mako-chan.
34. You are constantly shuffling your feet on the carpet, so you can build up enough static electricity to zap your foes with your fingertips!
35. Your friends are wondering who the heck this "Senpai" guy is that you're always mentioning, and they keep asking you to tell them his last name, but you just get all misty-eyed and daydreamy, and end up spacing out for the next hour or so afterwards.
36. You sneak around at Toei, trying to gather more proof that there was an anti-Jupiter conspiracy among the production staff.
37. You're currently grounded because you sold off the family TV set so you could buy that super-duper, ultra-rare, and near-impossible to find Sailorjupiter doll that would have completed your collection!
38. You spend all your waking hours working on an elaborate Jupiter shrine, not unlike a certain freak-ass webmistress... ::whistles innocently::
39. You are no longer allowed in the zoo, because the last time you went, you tried to beat up a lion for attacking Shinozaki Ken.
40. You secretly wonder why they didn't just kick out all the other characters and just call the series "Bishoujo Senshi Sailorjupiter."
41. You've gotten into fist fights with Venus fans who try to tell you that Jupiter isn't the most powerful inner senshi.
42. You try to draw your own Sailorjupiter doujinshi, even though you have never actually drawn anything besides stick figures before.
43. Your aunt refuses to ever take you to a flower show again, because she just can't overlook that old "Flower Hurricane" incident...
44. Every day when you get dressed, you always attatch a big pink bow to the front of your shirt, no matter HOW much it clashes.
45. You have dedicated three hours of every single day solely to staring at your all the manga books that you bought... those hiragana and katakana characters are SURE to start making sense if you just try hard enough!
46. There are rose petals all over the floor of your bedroom because you tried to make rose earrings for yourself out of real roses.
47. Your mom won't help you make a Sailorjupiter costume, so you hurt yourself repeatedly on the sewing machine doing it yourself!
48. You go on a strict "Mako-chan Diet" for a month... and refuse to eat anything besides Meatloaf and Cherry Pie.
49. You cussed out your doctor after he told you that you couldn't have a total blood transfusion so that all your blood would be type O.
50. You're keeping an exact tally of every single different henshin and attack phrase that is ever used by Sailorjupiter in the dub, and how many times it was used, in a multi-colored spreadsheet that does percentages and comparison calculations for you! (NA)